BEAT.

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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Q
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous
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aknifeandmyheart:

victoriamunster:

moneymotivatedblonde:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

Slayyyy girl!

YAAAAAAAAS

I met a stripper who makes $2,000 in a WEEKEND. When I heard that I was like hellll yes if I had the body I’d be a stripper, no shame.


deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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somefancyname:

so netflix can update its look but it can’t update its tv shows & movies….

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Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love,
― Buddha (via psych-quotes)

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I have a christmas mug that says “too cool for yule” and its my most prized possession


Silence is a privilege

thecaligraphist:

Clint Smith: The danger of silence


So poignant and resonant right now.


warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

(via only-imagining)


jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

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