Also I gave away a two hour shift and my mom is making me feel so bad about it. and now i want it back, but i can’t get it back :(


I was walking down the hall of an elementary school and I overheard this girl say “oh my gosh she is SO pretty!” and like yeah that made my day. 


dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(via my-hearts-on-a-noose)


truuffle:

lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

What is that other guy doing? In the first three frames or so

truuffle:

lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

What is that other guy doing? In the first three frames or so

(via enjoytheinsanity)


arside:

Omfg

(via bit-of-a-hermit)



mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

(via fuckingwrecked)


jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via fuckingwrecked)


m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(via fuckingwrecked)


Period Problems

laurenxprobs:

Me: I want cuddles

Me: but I don’t want you to touch me

Me: because everything hurts and I’m nauseous

Me: but I also want a grilled cheese

Me: and maybe some brownies

Me: no wonder I’m so bloated and fat

Me: *cries*

Me: WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME I’M PRETTY

Me: YOU’RE A DOUCHE

Me: leave me alone.

Me: no, come back, I want to cuddle you

(via fuckingwrecked)


appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

(via fuckingwrecked)




Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.
my english teacher  (via richbiotch)

(via thesvendiaries)


sometimes I think about how my favorite author committed suicide, and then I just get really sad. It’s a lonely feeling to know there will never be more books by him.