"When one door closes another opens,
But often we look so long,
So regretfully upon the closed door,
We fail to see the one that has opened for us."
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
I met a stripper who makes $2,000 in a WEEKEND. When I heard that I was like hellll yes if I had the body I’d be a stripper, no shame.
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
I have a christmas mug that says “too cool for yule” and its my most prized possession
Silence is a privilege